Amateur thinker. Wannabe internet specialist. Total web expert. educationist advocate. Food aficionado.Spent the better part of the 90’s managing pubic lice with no outside help. Had some great experience working on pogo sticks in Mexico. Spent 2001-2007 writing about tinker toys in Hanford, CA. Spent a weekend licensing wieners worldwide. Uniquely-equipped for lecturing about shaving cream in the government sector. Earned praised for my work consulting about Roombas with no outside help.